Malibu means- I’m a cheap night out and a whore in the bedroom.
Beer means- Oh I’m not going to make an effort, I’m one of the lads (let me touch your dick)
Whiskey means- I can hold my alcohol and I’m more of a man then you’ll ever be.
Vodka means- I’m going to regret this later when all my make up has smudged from crying.
Rum means- Maybe I’m a pirate, who knows? I wont remember shit tomorrow.
Desperados mean- I’m going to get wasted without even realising it, and it’s Monday.
Disaronno means- I hate the taste of alcohol, and I hate clubbing. Get me out.
Champagne means- I was really drunk when I bought this and can’t really afford it.
Red wine means- I’m going to attempt to be classier then I am, it also makes me horny, where’s the closest penis?
White wine means- I don’t really know what to drink so this will do.
WKD means- I’m twelve years of age and at a family party.
Cocktails mean- I’m out with the girls omg girls night love my girls.
Shots mean- I’ve had a shit week, I’m poor and I need to get drunk quickly.
Sourz mean- I’m a student.
Tequila means- There is no going back.